if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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