This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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