Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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