susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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