We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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