I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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