You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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