Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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