My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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