you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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