They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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