Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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