i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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