I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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