maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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