You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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