Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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