Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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