I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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