brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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