absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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