Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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