Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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