Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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