Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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