he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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