Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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