I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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