so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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