i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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