I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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