Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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