Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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