Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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