508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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