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Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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