Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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