Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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