About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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