She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she told me i tasted like america
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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