He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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