u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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