Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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