if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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