am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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