i would punch a child for taco bell
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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