we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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