I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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