I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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