i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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