Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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