I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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