But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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