its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Rumble strips road head = magical
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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