508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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